Well the season is almost done, so this is my final full article of the season.…
Category: regular season
HORNS W6: RATED R
We’re in the home stretch boys and girls..mostly boys..stags. Some people might’ve said last week that…
THE HORNS: WEEK FIVE
Week five started off with fireworks and that’s what this Christmas time Rangifer tarandus likes to…
WEEK SIX: C.R.E.A.M.
Week six is upon us and for those of you that haven’t finished paying your league…
HORNS: WEEK THREE
Week Three didn’t really count as week Three in the opinion of this Mascot. Big money…
SECURING THAT BAG
As we approach week four, several teams have outstanding balances remaining. As much as we would…
BLITZEN’S HORNS: WEEK ONE EDITION
Week One is over and done..thankfully. Cuz boy oh boy, was it mediocre at best. We…
The Horns of Week Six
Week six was the week of the Rage. Not because they unveiled their new jerseys that…
Playoffs: Q & A with the Commish
Q: First off, when are the Playoffs? A: The B’s will start on June 22nd and…
THE HORNS: WEEK FOUR
Well where can I start? It was a week of close games and blowouts. Winners and…
THE BOARD HAS SPOKEN
After hours of deliberation and arguing from the Blitz Board, (which consists of captains from all…
BLITZEN’S HORNS: W3
Week three was quite a week. We had forfeits 45 minutes before the game, forfeits the…
W2: BLITZENS HORNS
Some of yous guys think you’re all funny and cool with your hands and opposable thumbs…
FIELD: WEEK THREE
Guess what? It’s raining again on a Friday night, thus giving another field under water. We…