END OF REGULAR SEASON
| Vegas Rank | Team | Blitzen’s Proj. Finish | Blitzen’s Comments |
| 1 | Rampage | #4 | The last couple have been too close. They get bounced early, I feel it in my hooves |
| 2 | LOD | #3 | Eligibility hurt this playoff run. It was fun while it lasted though |
| 3 | Shake n’ Bake | #1 | They finally get over the hump. Dane and JMac cry |
| 4 | Raiders | #2 | Get one step further again. This time lose in the Ship instead of before it |
| 5 | Raw Talent | #9 | They could win by a million but sneaky lose too. Remember the ’07 Pats? I doooo |
| 6 | Vikings | #7 | Will do just as good as the real Vikings do with Kirk Cousins |
| 7 | Battletoads | #6 | Valant effort as always, see ya next year as the tadpoles |
| 8 | Tribe | #8 | Heart attack sandwich every game but will make the A’s. Yep |
| 9 | Take Over | #7 | Spicy hot team is gonna make it to the A’s. Mark my horns |
| 10 | Scoregasms | #10 | Wipe this session under the rug and forget about it |
| 11 | Nightmare | #15 | The rust will be kicked off by their ghostly opponents |
| 12 | Flagnado | #12 | Franchise and naming rights is for sale after this weekend |
| 13 | Shotgunnaz | #13 | This bipolar team might upset some but won’t |
| 14 | America’s Children | #14 | Wave goodbye Children, this might be it |
| 15 | Phantoms | #11 | They got moxie, I think they beat Nightmare |
| 16 | Spartans | #16 | Haven’t won yet, so why start now |