BLITZ FLAG FOOTBALL

2020 HORNS WRAP-UP

Well the season is finally over and as sad as I am, I’m also quite happy. This season sucked; plain and simple.

It rained 4 out of 9 weeks and snowed twice. The B-Championship was decided by a game of Rock Paper Scissors on Zoom. The State slapped us with a mask mandate half way through the season. And then just when you think 2020 couldn’t get any worse, the friggen Rage and Legion of Doom combined forces to win the only championship we we’re able to have.

Kidding… kinda. But anyways, I digress.

Before I get ready for my bodacious journey across the night sky, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your contributions to making this season happen.

We got a lot of blowback from several state and city officials, family members, and league affiliates but it worked. We weren’t sure how it would work or even if it would, but it did. So thank you.

We technically are a “business” (albeit a tiny one), but we consider all of our guys family and are happy that you guys had as much fun as we did.

Thank you,
America’s Children: For keeping us laughing and smiling each and every play, even if you don’t win.

Battletoads: For keeping our original “beer league” status going strong, even though you guys are actually good now.

Flagnado: For crushing more Bud Lights than anyone and actually picking them up at the end of the day.

Vikings: For trying to field a team each and every week this season throughout all the COVID difficulties, even though you actually didn’t.

Nightmare: For being a bombass rookie squad learning to adjust to our rules, even if you still don’t understand them.

Phantoms: For introducing us to some pretty fire unis… again, even though that’s the best part of your game.

Raiders: For almost being that squad that could’ve taken down the champs, even though you didn’t.

Rampage: For letting us watch your offense every week, even if you couldn’t score in the playoffs.

Scoreagsms: For being flexible and still kicking around for 18 seasons, even if you haven’t won anything since 2013.

Shake n’ Bake: For being the most chill “serious” team in all of the land, even with that squeaky voiced guy.

Shotgunnaz: For just being you man. Keep on doing what you do even if you guys risk exposure to virus’s every single day.

Tigers: For finding things as comical as we do on the field even when we’re talking off the field.

Vinegar Strokes: For being adaptable to everyone else even if it meant you losing in the first round of the playoffs again.

And last and mostly least, our champions, Rage of Doom: For paying your dues early, even if they were leftover from Spring registration.

In closing, all of you guys are a pain in the hooves, but you make it all worth it. Happy Holidays everyone.

See you come tournament time.

Yours Truly,
~Blitzy

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