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CHAMPIONSHIP FIELD CHANGE

Posted: July 21, 2014 in Uncategorized

WE WILL  BE MOVING VENUES THIS WEEK. ROBY PARK CAN NO LONGER SUSTAIN OUR BLITZING NEEDS. THE GAMES WILL BE HELD AT ARTILLERY FOOTBALL FIELD WHICH IS LOCATED BEHIND HOLMAN STADIUM IN NASHUA.

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ALL-STAR WEEKEND RECAP

Posted: July 8, 2014 in Uncategorized

In the first time in our history, the much celebrated and never duplicated, All-Star game took place before the playoffs. To steal a tagline from major league baseball, “this time it means something.” The winner of this game, gets home field advantage in the finals.

After a controversial coin flip, the South All-Stars took the field on offense against the puddles and the North All-Stars. It didn’t take long for the Blue Balls players to hookup in exhibition as they do in regular season. QB Dave Martel dropped back and found Jay Vance in the back of the endzone to take a 7 zip lead to start the game off. Just three plays later Vance struck again. While on defense, he jumped a route and the ball came right into his hands as he took it to the endzone for 6. League MVP, Bill Savary was feeling slightly left out, so Martel then threw it as far as he could and Savary bodied his way to the ball for his first TD of the game. With the score 19-0 at the half, the North side needed to rally big rally if they wanted the highly coveted homefield advantage. The North might have found just what they needed after watching the halftime show. Nashua born musicians, Mandy Moore and Ray LaMontagne performed a cover of Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” that got the crowd going singing and moving in unison and also got momentum on the North’s side.

Dylan Berry came out of the lockerroom with a vengeance; he connected with Jerry Brown and Greg Cotreau on multiple passes until Billy Felt was able to spin into the endzone to pull them within 13 points. The momentum unfortunately didn’t last long. Jay Vance of the South, caught his second TD on the next drive, then picked off another pass to set up his third. Greg Cotreau of the North was able to keep the score respectable as he caught two TD catches to close out the game, too little, too late. The South earned themselves home field advantage, while Jay Vance of the Blue Balls Dynasty, earned himself All-Star game MVP honors. Final stat line of the day: 8 receptions, 123 yards, 3 TD’s, 2 INT’s and 1 defensive TD. Good game to watch, but an even better game to write about. South wins 37-18.

SEASON FINALE RECAP!

Posted: July 3, 2014 in Uncategorized

After what seems like a season that just flew by, we commenced our final week of the season. There wasn’t a dry eye in the place before the opening game ceremonies when the league honored it’s inaugural season Hall of Fame inductees (spoiler alert). “From when we played, things have changed so much; all for the better of course. If we had the knees and the cardiovascular health, we would still be out there to this day.” Now for those of you who don’t know, these guys played when tackling was practically allowed, when QB’s could run, when stiff arms drew blood and when players wouldn’t fight with referees. These old timers said they miss the tackling of the good old days, however, they’re not playing now because of it. “This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching any games,” said an unnamed member of the SkinPigs, “I’m sad I had to retire from such a great thing, that is bringing so much joy to so many people.”

After the three members received their Hall of Fame plaques, they sat and watched as the Vikings took on the Mean Machine. The Vikings were looking to finish off a perfect regular season as Mean Machine looked to play spoiler on the road. The scoring started off in an unconventional, yet becoming more regular way of scoring, when John Colon sacked Mean machine to give the Vikings a quick 2 point lead. After the Vikings stalled on offense, Mean Machines Jesse Fortier was able to use his size to body up a jump ball in the endzone to give them their first lead of the day. Both offenses stayed on the stagnant side until the Vikings final possession of the first half pitted them a Nate Forsaith TD with just 20 seconds left to play. Vikings took a slim 8-7 lead in the lockerroom. On the first play of the half, MVP nominee, Jake Forsaith dropped back from his own endzone and launched a bomb to his brother Nate for his second TD of the day. That score opened the floodgates for the Vikings as they then went on to score 22 unanswered points. Vikings close out the regular season perfect with a win at home, 37-13.

In a battle for the number one overall seed in the South conference, Flagnado looked to shock the world as they took on the Storm. Unfortunately, this one lacked the luster and excitement as your usual “showme” type game exudes.. Storm came out whirling. Bill Savary found the endzone on a perfectly placed ball by Jimmy Wilson to start the scoring. After Flagnado’s offense stalled at the 30, Savary caught a deep post in the back of the endzone to go up 13 nil. Jovany Santos played a big role for the Storm in this one once again. With time expiring in the second half, he caught the first of his two TD’s on the day to pull ahead 19-7 at the half. The Storm’s Jimmy Wilson could not miss against one of the top ranked pass defenses in the league. He found Santos again to start the second half, and then scampered and shifted his way into the endzone to put the nail in the coffin for Flagnado with just under 2 to play. Despite some highlight reel plays from Flagnado’s offense, they just couldn’t punch it in on several occasions. Storm make a statement, and take the division and the number one seed going into the playoffs, 36-13.

At 10:30, Catalina Wine Mixer went on the road to take on the red hot Monstars. Both teams came into this game with identical records and needed a win to avoid falling into the abyss of the conference seedings. Reigning MVP Codey Dalton showcased why he won the award last year, and probably earned himself some more in this one. He put on an aerial assault of which could not be stopped. The Monstars stomped and stampeded all over Catalina in the first half as they jumped to 40-6 lead at the break. Ivan Valcarel solidified his legacy becoming the fastest player in blitz history to score 25 TD’s in his career. He snagged 3 in the first half and then took a backseat in the second half, as the Monstars squash Catalina’s grapes 54-6.

Next on the docket was the Blue Balls Dynasty traveling to the Black hole of the Raiders. Raiders nation was unusually somber in the stands as the news of a fatal stabbing that lead to the demise of a Blue Balls fan in the parking lot right outside of the team bus. Playing with the memories of their fallen fan in their heads, Blue Balls Dynasty capitalized. Dave Martel was tossing bullets left and right to all of his receivers for score after score. Blue Balls Blitzer, Ryan Hamelin who had signed autographs for the fan in the parking lot just a week ago used the incident for inspiration. He was all over the Raiders QB’s, leading to QB pressures, picks and knockdowns. Hamelin ended the day with just one sack, but the flag from that sack he carried to stands and gave it to the family and friends of section B, row 22, seat number 7, where the victim would have been sitting. After the game, HeHateMe Langevin spoke of the incident, “I wouldn’t wanna play us either. I’d do everything in my power to make things happen so we don’t havta play us. Tonights incident just shows that nothing can stop us from achieving our ultimate goal.” Blue Balls leave town unscathed and clinch the number 2 seed in the conference, 28-0.

At 12:30, Ashley Shaeffer BMW played their last home game of the season as they took on the Pure Magic. Shaeffer hired some new guns as Kenny Powers signed his waiver and took some time off from his undaunted game of life to throw some footballs around the car dealership. Powers lived up to his title as closer, as he shut down all of the Magic’s effort to stop Shaeffers offense and defense. The Pure Magic might as well have stayed home to host a kid’s birthday party because their cards were falling out of their sleeves all day. Ashley Shaeffer BMW wiped the floors with Pure Magic as they earn themselves a 6 seed going into the playoffs, 28 zip.

In a much anticipated and heated rivalry that dates back 4 seasons, the Gate City Goats welcomed the Rough Riders. The Goats are coming off their first loss of the season and are out for blood as they want to prove to the world, that last week was just a fluke. On the other side, the Rough Riders have been looking to regain some momentum as they have lately been a shell of themselves since losing in last years championship. The Goats didn’t make it easy for them pressuring the O-line to change their game plan and deter anything over 5 yards. The Goats offense finally stepped up in a big way as well. Brendon Bernazzani picked apart the Rough Riders defense, finding somewhat small seams and threading the needles to pick up yardage. His main receiver on the day was former Goats QB converted receiver, Eric Rosario. Rosario led the team in total yards and picked up a pair of TD catches and an INT for the stat sheet. Erik Johnson continued to be a force as he picked up two more sacks, that broke his own single season record from a season ago, ending the season with an outstanding 15. Goats make cheese of the Rough Riders 37-6.

The 2:30 game pitted against two division rivals who have yet to be rivals. The Scoregasms came into this weeks’ game against the Battletoads locked into the 4 seed, whereas the Battletoads came in currently as the 7 and with a win could jump up to the 5 seed. The Battletoads, since getting in the win column have found a little consistency to their game. QB Scott French was able to sling the ball around to his top two receivers, John Groff and Nick Kepka Calvetti. Both Groff and Kepka Calvetti combined for 14 catches and 187 yards through the air. French had a career day with a total QBR of 79.3. Battletoads win effortlessly 24-0, and jump up to the five seed. Both teams will now meet each other in a rematch in the first round of the playoffs.

In the days conclusion, we saw our highest scoring output of the season, as the Untouchables took on the Rage. Surprisingly, both teams brought their A game as both were looking to catch lightning in a bottle for the upcoming playoff weeks. The Untouchables got on the board first when Josh Stratton caught the first of his 4 TD’s on the day. The Rage quickly countered with two straight TD’s from Brian (insert illegible last name). The Untouchables welcomed back wideout Evans Desire, who got in next on the action to pull them within a score. After more Brian TD’s, the Rage went into the break with a 36-20 lead. From out of the lockerroom, Rage QB Jimmy Sanford was unconscious. He led his team down the field on every possession for eventual TD’s. Though the Untouchables were able to counter on several, via more Josh Stratton TD’s, they couldn’t get the stop they needed to get it close. The Rage win in convincing fashion 63-44.

As we head into the All-Star break, we look at two straight bye weeks. This gives everyone a time to rest up and heal those wounds. Possibly go over extra game tape and breakdown your matchups. Although, there are a few powerhouses out there; there are a few teams that can surprise you and steal a win here and there. So think about this going forward…do you want to win? Do you think you can win? Do you want to play next season or future seasons? If the answer to any of those questions are yes, then make sure your team/players have paid their entry fees. It’d be a dang shame if everyone gets out there and the game can’t go on or a player can’t play when his team needs him most. Playoffs!? Ya kidding me!? Playoffs!?

SOUTH ALL-STAR ROSTER   CLICK HERE  vs. NORTH ALL-STAR ROSTER  CLICK HERE 
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The game kicks off at 11:00. Food and drinks will take place shortly after the game ends. During all that, the awards will be handed out. Hope to see everyone there! 

WeAk SEVEN RECAP…

Posted: June 24, 2014 in Uncategorized

With six weeks in the books, we all took the field for the pivotal week seven. The week where teams start to make a push for the playoffs and start to think about their seeding. Lots of big games this week that meant a lot to a lot of teams.

The day started off with the Raiders traveling to the home confines of the Scoregasms. The Raiders have been on a solid decline week in and week out from week one, where they started out looking like a force to be reckoned with, whereas the Scoregasms have been the total opposite. They have been getting better and healthier every single week. The Scoregasms got the scoring started on their first drive when Derek Riley threw the ball off the Raiders fingertips, right into the hands of Travis Tripodi. The first play for the Raiders didn’t bode as well. The pressure of Adam Hirbour led to a Travis Tripodi pick 6, and the Scoregasms were off and rolling. The Tripodi brothers shined throughout the entirety of this game. Both Tyler and Travis combined for 4 interceptions and three defensive touchdowns. The Raiders bright spot, Jared Carmire, logged 8 receptions, 3 of which went for TD’s. The Scoregasms exploded offensively and beat their divisional foe, 55-26.

In the NBC game of the week, two teams looked to renew their 5 season rivalry. The undefeated Gate City Goats went on the road to face the also undefeated, Flagnado. This one was all Goats early as their top ranked defense smothered and suppressed any kind of momentum Flagnado tried to gain. The Goats on offense were able to take their first drive of the day meticulously down the field for a Brendon Bernazzani TD to knock down the pylon and give them a quick 6 point lead. Reigning defensive player of the year, Erik Johnson was the story in this one. His constant QB pressures and three first half sacks disrupted the Flagnado offense. The Goats stifled Flagnado in the first half, not allowing a singular first down as they led 13-0 at the half. On the first possession of the second half, Flagnado was only able to muster up 2 yards on 4 downs while the Goats D remained relentless.  Flagnado’s D locked it down in the second half as well. They shut down the explosive Goats offense for the rest of the half. Throughout the season, Flagnado has prided themselves all season on making second half adjustments, and after two drives, they did just that. They were finally able to matriculate down the field, slowly but surely to pull within one score. After more defensive stops by both sides, Flagnado got the ball with 4 minutes left to play. This one became as cinematic as it could get in the final minutes. Flagnado stayed sharp as Erik Johnson was finally able to be held in check. Each member of the offense was contributing with catch after catch and YAC after YAC. It wasn’t until Shawn Morin, was able to wheel out of the backfield for a quick 2 yard shovel pass to tie the game at 13 apiece. Flagnado then converted on their extra point to take a slim 1 point lead. The Goats offense showed frustration and panic as they were shut down once again and weren’t able to punch one in on their final drive. Flagnado comes back and knocks off the Goats, 14-13.

After the epic championship quality game before it, the Monstars and Mean Machine’s exhilaration fell just short. The Monstars welcomed back the tortilla to their spicy bean burrito Billy Dubois, who seems to hold the team together. However, Mean Machine’s D2D (Dylan to Dylan) connection was strong in the first half in this one as they connected on two first half TD’s.  It wasn’t until Dubois started to light up the stat sheet, that the Monstars started to run away with it. Dubois was able to find the endzone two times in the first half to give them a narrow 18-12 lead at the break. On the Mean Machine’s first possession of the second, Dubois picked off a pass and then weaved and X buttoned his way to the endzone to put this one out of reach early. Monstars stomp all over Mean Machine, 36-12.

At 11:30 the ever improving Ashley Shaeffer BMW took on the also ever improving Catalina Wine Mixer. Shaeffer started out hot. For the first time this season, they were able to get on the scoreboard first when QB Jamal Slozek hooked up with Pierre Noel in the back of the endzone. Catalina responded when Jake Tinirella took a rush 60 yards up the sideline to tie it up. Shaeffer’s Eric Despres, finally hauled in his first TD of the season, followed by another Noel TD to give BMW a 3 point lead at the half. The muffler’s then fell off and the engine’s didn’t quite start back up in the second half as Catalina took control. Mitch McCarthy grabbed his first TD of the season to snag a 3 point lead. After several turnovers of both sides, Catalina’s Chris Connolly, sealed the deal, skying up in traffic for 6. Catalina survives a scare and wins their third straight, 28-18.

At high noon, the Untouchables minus Sean Connery and Kevin Costner took on the Nashua Vikings. The Vikings have been rolling all season, while the Untouchables have been losing by just a couple plays going the other way each week. The journalists for Reader’s Digest decided to show up and write the recap in this one. As per Reader’s Digest: The Vikings took the field against the Untouchables. They scored several touchdowns via the assist. The Untouchables, Josh Stratton continued his solid season with a pick six. The only score that they would get on the day. Vikings QB Jake Forsaith spread the ball around, throwing TD’s to 5 different receivers. Kyle Twiss contributed big on offense and defense. He caught two TD’s and had an interception and defensive TD on the day. Vikings win 61-7.

Up next on the docket was the Manchester Rage against the Blue Balls Dynasty. The game lacked the usual drama found in a Rage v Blue Balls game and instead turned into a laugher. Blue Balls celebrity QB fill in, Clark Kent took the game over from the onset. He was able to spread the ball around all over the field to a plethora of talented receivers. Offensive player of the year candidate, Kiel Canada pitched in with 3 more TD catches while Jay Vance and Mark Boulanger were able to get in on the action. Kevin Langevin kept his interception streak alive with 2 more on the day to put him into double digits on the season. The Blue Balls had their way on offense all day. The Blue Balls receivers were so wide open, it seemed as though there weren’t even any Rage defenders on the field. Blue Balls let out the Rage and pitch a shutout 28-0.

Closing the day saw a matchup of winless teams when the Battletoads stayed at home to take on the Pure Magic. Both teams were shells of themselves in this one as both grabbed guys from their practice squad to compete. Battletoads, John Groff was the standout in this one. He grabbed a pair of interceptions, one of which he took all the way to the 2 yard line before a phantom Pure Magical wizard popped his flag as he strolled into the endzone. Pure Magic kept it competitive for awhile with a pair of safeties in the first half for an odd 4 on the scoreboard. Battletoad, Nick Kepka Calvetti had his breakout game of the season with a pair of picks and pair of TD catches on the day. The practice squads fulfilled their duties for both teams but on this day, the Toads were slightly better. Battletoads win their first game of the season 35-16.

One more week to go before the playoffs start. This season is by far the most intense yet. What records will be broken? What teams will go into the playoffs undefeated? What teams will not have marquee players playing in the playoffs because they have yet to pay their entry fee? Who will get upset early? And what team will be dancing come July 26th? Week eight has an awful lot of possible outcomes that could drastically change the landscape of the playoff bracket. Stay tuned, because the drama is yet to unfold…

 

RECAP: WEEK SIX

Posted: June 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

Six weeks have gone by and believe it..there are only two more weeks left of the regular season. Playoff seeding is in full effect while blood is being spilled all over the battlefield. In the opening game we saw a bitter divisional rivalry kick off. Last year the Monstars formerly known as the Lions went into Gate City and “upset” a high potential Goats team in the quarterfinals of the playoffs. The Goats were at home once again to host the hobbled Monstars squad. The first half held all the action in this one as the Goats D lived up to the hype. The high potent Monstars offense was only able to muster up 13 first half points on a broken Eric Bennett TD and Ivan Valcarel bomb with under two minutes to play. The Goats offense was also rolling early. Brendon Bernazzani connected deep with Eric Rosario on a 55 yarder to give the Goats and early 7-0 lead. After 13 Monstar points, former MVP Jerry Brown slashed his way to the endzone with 20 seconds left to play in the half to give the Goats a 14-13 lead at the half. With the sun breaking through the clouds and the ground drying up, the offenses did as well. Neither team was able to break loose in the second half as the game ended with the same score at the half. Goats win and stay undefeated 14-13.

Flagnado then traveled to take on Pure Magic. A year ago Pure Magic was able to use their trickery to defeat the upstart Flagnado team, so this year Flagnado looked for revenge. However, they came out sluggish as usual. Despite a first drive TD, Flagnado was unable to score the rest of the half. Pure Magic captain Evan Anaya shined in the first half catching ball after ball that led to his team leading 4th TD of the season to pull them within 2 points at the half. Flagnado came out of the lockerroom with a vengeance. Wideout Cody Krumsiek lit up the stat sheet the second half. He racked up 8 receptions, 3 TD’s and 137 yards after catch. Krumsiek put Flagnado on his back in this one as they avenge last years loss, 28-7.

At 10:30 the game we saw the classic David and Goliath matchup when Ashley Shaeffer BMW hosted the Storm. Cleatus and his talented collection of playmakers ran away with this thing early. Billy Savary added to his magical season adding 4 more TD’s on the day, while Jovany Santos stepped up and made his presence known. Santos has flown under the radar this entire season due to the fact that Savary and Cleatus have been stealing the headlines, however, Santos couldn’t hide in this one. He picked off three arrid passes and added two receiving TD’s to his total. He probably could’ve added a third if it weren’t for a sideline popping out and grabbing his shoelaces on his way to the house. Storm rain all over the paint jobs of the BMW’s 61-0.

Once 11:30 struck, the prison guards released the Mean Machine’s full roster to take on the Rage in the yard. The Rage had problems containing the young legs and stacked roster of the deepest team in the league. Mean Machine’s Dylan Berry showed his weapons in this one. He connected with 4 different receivers for TD’s in the first half alone to take a 26-6 lead at the break. The Rage’s James Huard tried to bring his team back with an opening drive interception that set him up for a TD to bring them within two scores. After a quick Rage safety, the Mean Machine fueled up for another explosive half. Ross Pepin shined with a pair of interceptions, one of which he took the distance. Aside from the Huard pick and TD, the Mean Machine shut out the Rage and win in convincing fashion 47-14.

The matinee saw the defending champs stay at home to take on divisional foe, Blue Balls Dynasty. The Scoregasms welcomed back last years playoff MVP, Dan Walkley, with open arms when Derek Riley connected with him on a deep ball to start the scoring off in this one. The Blue Balls were able to answer quickly as they also welcomed back a deep ball threat. Adam Gill caught the first of his three TD’s on the day for the equalizer. The Blue Balls would not look back from there as their defense became the story in this one. Kevin Langevin picked up his league high 8th interception and the newly stitched up, Chris Underwood, became the first player in the league to take two picks to the house this season. Kiel Canada of the Blue Balls was able to find the endzone two more times, to keep pace with Savary of the Storm for TD supremacy. Blue Balls lube up their divisional muscles and squirt out the Scoregasms, 46-12.

The second to last game of the day was a thriller for the ages where the Raiders went on the road to take on the Battletoads. After both teams were unable to move the ball all day, Rey Voisine of the Raiders took this thing over with just under 2 minutes to play. Voisine picked off a Toads pass and then imposed his will on their secondary. He tossed a short quick out to Jonathan Roth to break the 0-0 tie. After another quick 4 and out on the Toads side, Jared Carmire caught his first TD of the day. And finally for good measure, Rodrigo Piriz who was practically invisible to the secondary all day found the endzone to finish it off for the Raiders. The ghosts of the Battletoads past and present were no match for a pumped up Raiders squad on this day, Raiders win 28 nil.

In the days’ finale the Rough Riders traveled to the beautiful confines of Catalina where they met up for a Wine Mixer. The Rough Riders were not a fan of their first wine samples as Jake Tinirella rushed in for a pair of safety sacks to uncork and early 4-0 lead. Mario Pena and company could not get anything going in the first half as they were blanked 16-0 at the break. The second half the Rough Riders finally got something rolling, when Pena connected with ol’ reliable Tai Ahmad, followed by a safety to pull them within 6. However, the clock began working against them. Catalina could sense momentum changing, so QB Ryan Strianese hunkered down and tossed the nail in the coffin connecting with Jared Mercuri for his second TD of the day; shattering hopes of visiting team comeback. Catalina stomps on the grapes of the Rough Riders and win their second straight, 24-14.